THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Prohibition makes the Yanks thirsty
Chapter 86
Nobody really knows how Prohibition came about,
2Except that there was a lady with an ax,
3Named eCarrie Nation,
4fAnd a whole bunch of self-righteous Puritans who suddenly came out of the woodwork in droves,
5And passed an amendment to the Constitution,
6gSomehow,
7That closed all the bars and saloons and liquors stores,
8Overnight.
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