THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Prohibition makes the Yanks thirsty
Chapter 85
Wilson was so upset about the Yanks’ refusal to join the League of Nations that he died,
2And left somebody else in charge,
3But none of the Yanks really noticed,
4Because they were all excited about a noble aexperiment they wanted to try,
5And didn’t have any time to waste on boring stuff like politics and government,
6No matter who was in the White House,
7Even bwhat’s-his-name from Ohio,
8cWho wouldn’t ever have been elected in a million years if the ladies hadn’t somehow finagled voting rights for themselves.
9The experiment was called dProhibition,
10And involved making it illegal to produce, sell, or drink alcoholic spirits of any kind,
11For some reason.
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