THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Edison invents absolutely everything
Chapter 73
Yank science was pretty special too.
2For example, it was a Yank named cBenjamin Franklin who invented electricity,
3Way back when,
4dUsing only a kite and a key,
5Somehow,
6And thus paved the Way for a Yank named eEdison who invented absolutely everything,
7Including the flight bulb,
8And the gphonograph,
9And the helectric company,
10Not to mention imotion pictures,
11Which were incredibly important,
12Because jAlexander Graham Bell had just invented the ktelephone,
13lAnd motion pictures gave the Yanks something to talk to each other about,
14mAnd other things too,
15Things that would become more important later on.
16And that wasn’t all, either,
17Because Yank science was so great that it had also invented something called an naeroplane,
18Which was going to change the oworld,
19Very soon,
20If not right away,
21And was therefore almost as important an invention as motion pictures.
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