THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The Yanks are pretty proud of themselves
Chapter 68
There was also a Yank writer named sHerman Melville,
2Who loved the sea,
3And thought that a really good novel had to be as long as a transoceanic voyage,
4In a trowboat,
5Which is why u‘Moby Dick’ is so great,
6Since it’s so long that no one has ever finished reading it,
7Unless vhe was making a transoceanic voyage in a rowboat,
8And had nothing else to read.
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