THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Taft wants to sit on the trustsThe Yanks are pretty proud of themselves
Chapter 63
By this time, the United States had kind of sneaked up on the rest of the world,
2aWithout the rest of the world noticing much.
3For example, the Yank love of capitalism had made the United States the richest nation in the world,
4Even though the Europeans were just about to start a gigantic war to see who would become the Most bChosen Nation in the world,
5And didn’t even invite the Yanks to participate,
6cBecause they kept forgetting the Yanks were there,
7Which was basically okay with the Yanks,
8Who were pretty dproud of what they had accomplished without much help from the Europeans.
9In fact, the Yanks actually had their own culture by this time,
10Even if nobody else would have called it that,
11Exactly.
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