THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Taft wants to sit on the trusts
Chapter 62
After Taft got elected, Teddy went off to lAfrica to hunt for butterflies and tigers,
2And when he had shot all the mbutterflies and ntigers, he came home,
3And was shocked to discover that Taft had messed everything all up,
4Because he had stopped sitting on the trusts to go get a snack in the kitchen.
5In fact, Teddy was so mad that he decided to start a third party called the Bull Moose Party,
6oAnd run for president against Taft.
7When all the votes had been counted, Teddy came in second,
8pAhead of Taft, who couldn’t run very fast anyway,
9But behind a man named qWoodrow Wilson,
10rWho became president of the United States,
11And changed the course of Yank history forever.
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