THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Gettysburg is pretty upsetting
Chapter 41
Everybody was pretty amazed and upset about how many soldiers had been killed at Gettysburg,
2So Lincoln made a speech,
3And told everybody that Four-score and seven years ago,
4Something,
5And something else,
6And these mhonored dead,
7And all that,
8Until everybody felt better,
9Including Lincoln,
10Because thanks to nGettysburg, he had finally figured out how to win the war.
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