THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Kennedy goes to DallasThe Yanks get confused
Chapter 153
And then President Kennedy went to Dallas,
2And got assassinated,
3pOn camera,
4So that his blood got splattered all over Jackie’s beautiful pink suit,
4And if someone hadn’t murdered Lee Harvey Oswald on atelevision,
5There’s no telling what would have happened,
6Because the Yanks would have wanted to get even,
7bNo matter how much it cost,
8Except that they didn’t have to,
9Because someone got to Oswald first,
10cAnd besides, their handsome young president was dead,
11And maybe you really couldn’t get even for a thing like that,
12Even if you were a Yank,
13Because maybe not even Yanks can do everything.
14dShammadamma.
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