THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
Ike takes a nap
Chapter 137
The new Yank president was named Ike,
2Which wasn’t a Jewish name,
3Since the Yanks have never had a Jewish president,
4Because why would they do that,
5jWhen there are so many WASPs available?
6In fact, Ike was short for Eisenhower,
7Who was the same kEisenhower that had conquered Europe in World War II,
8And had an idea about how to handle the Korean thing,
9Which was to propose peace talks,
10lWhile talking a great deal about how much fun it would be to turn North Korea into a radioactive desert,
11Forever.
12After the peace talks were successfully concluded,
13Eisenhower took a nap,
14For about eight years,
15mWhile the Yanks went out and made more money than you can shake a pointed stick at.
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