THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The Yanks tidy up after the war
Chapter 127
Meanwhile, the Marshall Plan was also turning out to be a big success in Japan.
2Because gGeneral MacArthur became the military governor,
3hAnd wrote a constitution for the Nips,
4iAnd taught them all about the American Way,
5jMeaning no more sneak attacks,
6Because,
7kRemember Hiroshima?
8lAnd when they had learned about the American Way at last,
9The Nips smiled and nodded,
10And showed everyone,
11In every possible way,
12mHow friendly and reformed and civilized they were,
13nAnd how they had no more interest in killing two thousand Yanks in a sneak attack,
14oWhen it would be so much more fun to make a bunch of cheap shoddy trinkets instead.
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