THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The Krauts have to be punished
Chapter 125
Actually, there were a lot of people who still hated the Krauts,
2bBecause the Nazis had done something so awful in the last years of the war that it was kind of hard not to hate them.
3cWhen the Russkie and Yank troops reconquered the territory that had been held by the Krauts,
4dThey found concentration camps that weren’t really concentration camps,
5eBut death camps,
6fWith names like Auschwitz and Treblinka and Bergen-Belsen,
7gWhere the Nazis exterminated Jews and Gypsies and Armenians and everyone else they didn’t like,
8hBy gassing them in the shower,
9iAnd then burning their bodies in beautifully engineered and constructed crematoria,
10jBut only after pulling out their gold teeth,
11kAnd turning their skin into lampshades,
12lAnd performing a bunch of horrible medical experiments,
13mAnd so much other unspeakable stuff that the Krauts didn’t want to speak about it,
14At all,
15To anyone,
16Except maybe the Poles,
17Who liked the Jews about as much as the Krauts did,
18And maybe even less,
19Because the Krauts had always been arrogant enough to think they were as smart as the Jews,
20Or almost as smart,
21Which is not the case for the Poles,
22nWho are as stupid as they come,
23And as vicious as they are stupid,
24Because why else would they have just sat around outside places like the Warsaw ghetto and Auschwitz,
25Without doing anything at all to help?
26Anyway, it was obvious that someone would have to be punished for the ogenocide thing,
27In spite of the pMarshall Plan,
28And whatever the Poles had done or hadn’t done,
29It was the Krauts who would have to pay,
30Because just one look at the Auschwitz qcrematorium was all it took to prove that the Poles didn’t build it,
31Since it had been built the Kraut Way,
32Meaning that it worked,
33rAnd was practically indestructible,
34sNot to mention so cold-bloodedly efficient that it made everybody in the world marvel at just how far technology had evolved since the first pointed stick.
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