THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The Nips detect a pattern
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bWhen the Yank A-Bomb vaporized cHiroshima in a few seconds or so,
2The Yank dpresident realized that the Nips would need some time to figure out what had happened exactly,
3eBecause they were the first nation that had ever lost a complete city in just a few seconds,
4fAnd so Truman gave them almost forty-eight hours to think it over,
5Well, not quite forty-eight hours,
6Because forty-eight hours later another A-Bomb vaporized gNagasaki,
7Which caused the Nips to realize that they might be seeing the beginning of a pattern,
8In which each Yank demand for Unconditional Surrender is followed,
9Within forty-eight hours,
10hBy the disappearance of another Nip city,
11Which is the kind of pattern that adds up after a while,
12iNo matter how much you like suicide,
13And finally convinced the Nips to throw in the towel,
14The American Way,
15jWhich is called, Unconditional Surrender.
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