THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The Krauts start to understand the Yanks
Chapter 115
After D-Day, everybody tried to foul things up and lengthen the war,
2Including the Yanks,
3For some reason.
4The Brits wanted to lengthen the war by trying out one of oMontgomery’s pinane ideas for attacking Germany,
5qWhich involved attacking Belgium,
6rFor some reason,
7And which succeeded brilliantly in wasting a lot of time,
8Not to mention a whole bunch of Yank and Brit troops.
9Then sMacArthur held things up by insisting on an invasion of the Philippines,
10Even though the Philippines weren’t the most direct route to Japan,
11But had to be reconquered anyway because MacArthur had said he would be back,
12tOr words to that effect.
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