THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
MacArthur says he’ll come back later
Chapter 110
Then, when everything had gotten about as bad as it could get,
2The Yanks announced that they were ready to start getting even,
3But there were a few things they wanted everyone to understand first,
4Like the fact that if they had to be involved in Europe,
5Again,
6They were going to call the shots this time,
7With Yanks in charge everywhere,
8Such as mMacArthur in the Pacific,
9And nEisenhower in Europe,
10Whether the Brits liked it or not.
11That wasn’t all, either,
12Because the Yanks also made it clear that they weren’t interested in another oarmistice,
13Since parmistices don’t work,
14Besides being almost impossible to pronounce,
15Which is why the Yanks weren’t interested in negotiating any terms with the Krauts or the Nips,
16qExcept Unconditional Surrender,
17rBecause this time, the Yanks hadn’t lost a few hundred people,
18sBut two thousand people,
19And absolutely positively weren’t going to stand for it,
20tNo matter how much it cost.
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