THE BOOK OF DAMN
YANKEES
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF MANIFEST DESTINY
The sweetest words ever utteredThe Puritans never laugh at executions
Chapter 1
Across the Atlantic Ocean from Europe, there was a place called North America,
2aWhich was discovered by an Italian explorer in the employ of the queen of Spain,
3bColonized extensively by the Spanish and the French,
4cDeveloped into a rich nation by the labor of African slaves supplied by the Dutch,
5And thus became the largest dEnglish-speaking nation on earth,
6eNamely, the United States of America.
7The inhabitants of the United States decided to call themselves Yankees,
8fFor some reason,
9And eventually noticing that the rest of the world was there,
10Decided to arule it.
11This is their bstory.
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