The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

WILLIE Chapter 8


The Pontification on the MountainThe lists of genocide
Chapter 8
The trees in this forest are as countless as the grains of sand on the beach at Malibu, where I will be going later on.
2Since the very beginning of time, the mChosen Nations of the world have committed genocide against everyone who dared to oppose them.
3If you had paid attention in high school, you would know that the nHebrews committed genocide against the Philistines, and the oAssyrians committed genocide against every nation in pMesopotamia,
4qAnd the Greeks committed genocide against the Trojans,
5rAnd the Romans committed genocide against the Carthaginians,
6sAnd the barbarians of Europe committed genocide against the Romans and each other,
7aAnd the Christians of Europe committed genocide against the Saracens and each other,
8bAnd the Spics committed genocide against the Indians of Central America,
9cAnd the Frogs committed genocide against the other nations of Europe,
10dAnd the Brits committed genocide against practically every nation on the planet,
11eAnd the Krauts committed genocide against the Jews and everybody else too,
12fAnd all the Chosen Nations in the Middle East committed genocide against all the other Chosen Nations in the Middle East, not to mention large parts of Europe and other places,
13gAnd the Russkies committed genocide against their own people for thousands of years,
14hAnd likewise, the Chinks have also learned to commit genocide against their own people,
15iAnd the Nips committed genocide against every nation in the South Pacific,
16jAnd at every time in the whole course of human history, the Chosen Nations have always sought to commit genocide against anyone who stood in their way,
17No matter how big or how small an obstacle they were.
18But none of this matters to you, of course, because you believe that kyour tree is the only tree.
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