THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
WILLIE
The Pontification on the Mountain
Chapter 7
aMy name is called Harry, and I have knowledge of all things, because I am smart, and do not try to fool myself with a lot of nonsense about bideals and cbeliefs.
2And truly, this is good news for you, because the things that I know are no secret, dbut have been written down many times before, and have even been taught you your whole life, although you cannot see the forest because your eyes are so full of trees.
3Now I ask you to pluck the trees from your eyes, and behold the forest, which will give you a vision of eparadise.
4Let me give you an example of what I mean. You have heard this recently fdeceased child cry out against the land of the Americans with great irritation. He has seen that the Americans commit genocide against their own gblack people and their own hnative population and against the iyellow peoples of Southeast Asia,
5And he therefore believes that the Americans are jevil. And more than this, he concludes that the American evil surpasses the evil of all other peoples and all other knations, all over the world.
6This is a great tree that has become stuck in all your eyes, which I conclude from the fact that fully a third of your number are wearing the lflag of the world’s Most Chosen Nation on your buttocks.
7This tree burns your eyes, with a fire like righteous indignation, and if you do not wise up it will consume you, which would be foolish indeed, because this is not the only tree in the forest.
8Truly, this is not the only tree in this particular forest, which is great and vast and extends far beyond the limited reach of your ignorance.
9Pay close attention while I remind you of the forest.
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