The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

WILLIE Chapter 49


The followers are frightened by a stormHarry is urged to repent
Chapter 49
In the weeks and months that followed, Harry and his followers traveled to many places,
2And spoke with many different people,
3From all hparts of the Most Chosen Nation,
4And wherever they went, people were amazed at the wisdom and simplicity of Harry’s way,
5Which caused a great stir,
6And angered many of the Most Chosen Nation’s leaders,
7Including those who were iresponsible for religion.
8By and by, some of the religious jleaders who were most offended approached Harry in a great mass,
9In a city in the south,
10And barged into his hotel room,
11Awakening Harry from a sound sleep.
12The tallest and most forceful among them spoke up in a loud voice,
13Denouncing Harry in these words:
14a“Truly you must be the one who is called the bAntichrist.
15“For whenever you open your mouth, evil comes out,
16“And your followers are doomed to burn in chell because you have led them down such an evil path,
17d“For your way is not the way of Christ,
18“And the way of Christ is the only way to eheaven.
19“Now we fdesire you to repent the error of your ways, before it is too late,
20“And to kneel in prayer with us now,
21g“And beg forgiveness of Jesus Christ,
22“Most humbly,
23“So that you may be hborn again, into a new life, and into the one true way,
24i“Else we will attack you, and torment your followers, and circulate petitions against you, and in every way possible, make your life miserable and a burden until you die.”
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