THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
WILLIE
The children are shocked and outraged
Chapter 45
Upon hearing these words, the children expressed their shock and outrage, saying,
2“Truly we are shocked an outraged at your ccallousness.
3“Our friends have told us that you are our friend,
4“And that you cared for us, and wished to make our lives better.
5“Now, you present us with a frozen shoulder,
6“And conduct yourself like a cranium made of excrement.
7“What gives?”
8Whereupon Harry replied, You must be thinking about somebody else,
9For I am no man’s friend who does not follow my way,
10And I am not responsible for what you do,
11Or what is done to you,
12dOr anything else.
13When he had said these things, the children became puzzled,
14And said to Harry, “How can you be so calm about everything,
15“When truly all hell is breaking loose,
16“And everything is going completely to pieces?”
17Then Harry smiled and said, It is easy to be calm when you have a eLearjet,
18And beachfront property in fMalibu,
19And anything else you could possibly want,
20gSince nothing really matters,
21Or is worth thinking about,
22If you can have your own way all the time,
23Which I do,
24hBecause I am Harry,
25And I have imy own way,
26Which is the jonly way.
27And then the children were amazed and said to Harry, “If we follow you, can we also have a kLearjet and beachfront property and anything else we want?
28“We would think about such an option very seriously,
29“Because to tell you the truth, all this political stuff is starting to seem elderly to us,
30“And ldangerous.”
31And then multitudes of children surrounded Harry and inquired how they might follow him, and professed their great willingness to mthink about joining him and following his way.
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