The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

WILLIE Chapter 36


The Don’t-itudes
Chapter 36
Do not be too fond of language,
2Or words,
3Or their meanings,
4Because too much attention to language leads to thought.
5iInstead, seek to reduce your vocabulary as much as possible,
6jAnd use profanity and obscenities in place of truly descriptive words,
7Because a truly telling description can lead to thought.
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