The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

WILLIE Chapter 34


The Don’t-itudes
Chapter 34
When you have been hurt or are unhappy or dissatisfied with the current state of affairs for any reason, find someone or something to cblame,
2dBecause the man who has someone to blame has no reason to question himself,
3Or his own actions,
4Or his own merits,
5Or any other part of himself that might accidentally trigger thought.
6Be fearless about the assignment of blame,
7eBe certain in pointing the finger at others,
8And be sure to choose the ftargets for your blame in accordance with your desires,
9And not by any other means,
10Because other means may lead to thought,
11And thought is the enemy of happiness.
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