The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

WILLIE Chapter 31


The Trinity of Harry
Chapter 31
Don’t think about any more things than you have to,
2Ever,
3aBecause thinking leads to fear and nameless dreads and images of doom that will inevitably come true.
4Remember that there are no consequences,
5Because you have no responsibilities,
6And whatever happens,
7bIt’s not your fault.
8Now I can see that you are all nodding,
9And that you are beginning to understand the rightness and wisdom of my way,
10cBut you are also wondering, How is it that I can avoid thinking?
11How should I make decisions?
12What may I rely on for guidance in avoiding thought in my life?
13And again, I can tell you that the answer is a simple one,
14Tailor-made for your simple minds.
15dYou shall be guided by the great Trinity of Harry,
16Which encompasses all things of importance to you,
17And to the conduct of your life.
18These are the beacons of the way:
19eDesire,
20fCertainty,
21And gBlame.
22These three beacons illuminate all my teachings and advice.
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