The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 55


The greatest pleasures of life
Chapter 55
O poor miserable Christian csinners, Harry was saying,
2How I wish that I had something to offer you of equal value to what he offers,
3But as you can see, I wear no dcrown of thorns,
4eAnd there are no holes in my hands,
5And I am not strung up on a cross,
6Which means that I am not dying for you,
7fAnd never will,
8Which is why you still prefer him to me.
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