THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
VINNIE
Harry is curious about El Dorado
Chapter 49
Christmas happened in there somewhere too,
2Because all the followers got nice Christmas presents from Harry,
3Who put on a Santa Claus outfit and took the followers to a huge retail emporium right in the middle of downtown Philadelphia,
4Where he capered all over the place, saying,
5Ho ho ho!
6Behold the almighty cgod of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
7Who carries all the most desirable dthings in the world on his back,
8In a great big sack,
9eAnd will give them to you if you ask him often enough,
10And loudly enough,
11And give him a little milk and cookies once a year.
12All the followers had a great laugh about that,
13And sang some carols,
14And then got utterly wasted on eggnog,
15Until the store manager asked them to leave,
16Which they eventually did.
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