The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 48


Harry gets some new Silver CloudsHarry is curious about El Dorado
Chapter 48
Then it may have been on a Tuesday that Harry got some new Silver Clouds,
2And decided to try them out,
3By driving all the way mnorth on Broad Street,
4Through the very worst part of town,
5Where there were bloodstains on every corner,
6Because there was a tavern on every corner,
7And drunken people with guns inside.
8The followers grew nervous as they drove,
9Because the looks they were getting from people on the sidewalks were not nnice,
10At all,
11But Harry calmed them down, saying,
12Put not your trust in the omercy of men,
13But in the steadfast nature of bulletproof glass,
14Carbon-steel door locks,
15And forged armor plating,
16Which are the first options I check when ordering a new pSilver Cloud.
17Now, I think it is time to go elsewhere,
18qBecause poverty is depressing,
19And we will send amissionaries in later,
20To give them the great news about my bTrinity,
21Which will help them a lot,
22Or at least make them feel better.
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