The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 47


Harry gets some new Silver Clouds
Chapter 47
It may have been on a Monday,
2Although it’s hard to be sure,
3That Harry decided to visit his friends at the eUniversity of fBenjamin Franklin,
4Which was in Philadelphia,
5And full of very very smart people,
6gWho looked exactly like Angels,
7Until Harry said to them, Isn’t it time you were having a bath and a shave,
8So that you can go out and get what’s coming to you,
9Namely, the hspoils of the richest nation on earth,
10Which your parents amassed,
11So that you could spend them?
12After all, do you not recall the wisdom of your founding father, who said, i“A penny saved is a penny you don’t have to earn,”
13Or something like that?
14And when Harry had put it to them in those terms,
15The children of Benjamin Franklin decided that maybe it was time to go to jlaw school,
16kOr business school,
17And start climbing the ltree of Man.
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