THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
VINNIE
Ringing in the new age of freedom
Chapter 44
I am completely on the level, Harry told them,
2And in fact, if this iLiberty Bell actually worked,
3I would jring it,
4kBecause the gift I am bringing you is freedom,
5And I’d just love to let it ring out all over the place,
6Except that the bell is lcracked,
7And has been for a long long time,
8Without anybody ever bothering to fix it,
9Just like a lot of other old msymbols and nideas,
10And so we’ll ring in the new age of freedom in a different way,
11Such as the way we ring in the New Year,
12Which is to say with an incredible amount of alcohol and other mind-altering substances,
13If that’s okay with you.
14So what do you say?
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