THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
VINNIE
Harry visits the Liberty Bell
Chapter 40
Citizens of Philadelphia, he began,
2I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to be back home,
3In the City of Brotherly Love,
4Which has always been one of my favorite gjokes.
5Of course, there have been many great hjokes throughout history,
6Including ihistory itself,
7Which has been one incredibly long-running situation comedy,
8Which means that the jend of every episode is completely predictable,
9Although I feel you should know that not every comedy has a happy kending,
10lBecause there just aren’t any gods left to come down from the ceiling,
11And fix everything.
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