The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 23


No need for a massacre
Chapter 23
And fyou are the ones who can help them start dying in the name of their righteousness.
2Do not most of you have brothers and cousins and friends who are policemen,
3Or national guardsmen,
4Or construction workers,
5Or just some good buddies with a pickup truck and a gun rack,
6Who would just love to kill a self-righteous college kid,
7gOr three?
8And can you guess what will happen when the college kids start dying for their political beliefs?
9Is it not as inevitable as a Sunday morning hhangover that when the bodies start piling up, they will stop having ibeliefs,
10And will stop being so self-righteous,
11And will stop talking about making the world a better place,
12For anyone but themselves, that is,
13jMeaning they will go get a high-paying job instead,
14And try to make as much kmoney as possible,
15So that they can buy lots and lots of drugs,
16And quit thinking about everything else,
17For good.
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