The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 19


The masses want to help
Chapter 19
But just imagine how great it would be if they figured out that it doesn’t really matter,
2And that nothing really matters,
3eExcept going out to the fridge for another beer,
4fUnless there’s something better than beer available.
5Yes, truly, the world would be a different place then,
6And it would be okay if they took a bath and put on nice clothes again,
7And got their fancy jobs,
8Because even if they kept on trying to gblame you for things,
9They would completely stop trying to change you,
10Because you are the way you are,
11Which is really just like everyone helse is,
12iDeep down,
13As they have good reason to know,
14jAnd so it’s okay if they keep on buying their illegal drugs from you.
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