THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
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Harry describes the Great New Generation
Chapter 17
Now the really great news about all this is that there is a bGreat New Generation of young people,
2Who are in ccollege right now,
3And they aren’t like all the college kids of the past,
4At all.
5I know that you always used to dhate college kids,
6Because they looked down their nose at you,
7And thought they were better than you,
8And tried to prove it by wearing enice clothes,
9And fworking hard,
10And getting good gjobs with lots of responsibility,
11hAnd trying to do important, worthwhile things with their lives,
12Which must have really made you feel bad,
13Because you weren’t doing any of those things,
14At all.
15But everything is different now,
16iAnd the college kids of today have learned that they’re not any better than anybody else,
17Except that they were born jluckier for some reason,
18kAnd they’ve stopped looking down their nose at people who were born less fortunate,
19And if you were to see one of their big get-togethers,
20lYou’d see a huge multitude that looked and sounded just like you,
21mIncluding their constant spewing of obscenities,
22nAnd their beer bellies,
23oAnd their dull little pig eyes,
24pAnd bizarre tattoos,
25qNot to mention a distinct lack of good personal hygiene.
26rAnd what is more, they have also learned the importance of getting as wasted as possible,
27As often as possible,
28Just like syou.
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