The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 11


The gifts of the physicistsHarry lays it on the masses
Chapter 11
Hi there, everybody, said Harry.
2It’s great to see you all,
3And I am especially glad that there are so many qAngels here,
4Because I feel happiest when surrounded by Angels,
5And the people they like to hang out with,
6Meaning people like you.
7At these words of Harry, the multitude went wild,
8Whistling and cheering and throwing bottles until he held out his hands for silence, and continued with his warm-up, saying,
9I’d like to thank John for his great introduction,
10Which was wonderful,
11rEspecially if you like tusked mammals,
12Which I do not, particularly,
13Although I recall having learned as a child that ait is possible to fool most of the people most of the time,
14Which I always remember when I see nothing that looks like something,
15To millions and millions and millions of bidiots.
16And I only hope that I can do as well.
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