The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

VINNIE Chapter 1


An illusion in the void
Chapter 1
aIn the beginning was the void, and the void was all there was, for a long long time.
2And then there was something that was not the void,
3Although maybe it still was,
4Really,
5And just looked like it wasn’t,
6Being an billusion,
7And a pretty convincing one at that,
8To everything that was part of the illusion,
9Unless it wasn’t an illusion,
10But really separate from the void,
11And actually came into existence somehow,
12Even though it’s impossible to know,
13And wouldn’t change anything anyhow,
14cBecause this was a long long long time ago,
15Before there were dgods,
16Before there were emen,
17Before there was flife as we know it,
18Before there were gplanets,
19And even before the very first hstar exploded into existence,
20Or into the iillusion of existence,
21Which amounts to the same thing,
22When all is said and done,
23Because back then, there was nobody to notice the difference,
24Or pretend there was a difference,
25Which makes it all pretty irrelevant.
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