The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

THEY Chapter 3


The Word of the BoomersEverything is too complicated
Chapter 3
And they will say, “Why be so negative and divisive?
2“And why be so angry and simplistic?
3“And why be so nasty and repetitious?”
4lBecause they already know everything they need to know about pointed sticks and killer apes and man’s inhumanity to man,
5And only some punk with an ax to grind would make such a big deal out of it,
6Because they’re not really so bad as all that,
7And they don’t really believe in nothing at all,
8And besides, they know there was never anyone named mHarry,
9Who taught us all the way to be,
10Because everyone is only nhuman after all,
11And it’s just not nice to sit in judgment,
12Not to mention presumptuous,
13And don’t forget negative,
14Because they obelieve in being as positive as possible about everything,
15All things considered,
16And anyone who doesn’t look at it that way is probably just some punk,
17With an ax to grind.
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