ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
The chain makes all the difference
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For indeed it is my pleasure to inform you that it is this bvery chain which makes all the difference between success and failure in the world of the intellect,
2Because the chain includes presidents and deans and tenured professors of the world’s greatest universities,
3As well as prizewinning novelists and poets and playwrights,
4And noted sculptors and painters and artists of every variety,
5As well as the founding geniuses of a dozen or more brilliant demimondes in which the right sort of person can thrive for a lifetime.
6cAnd if you send the ultra-secret symbol of Harry to the name at the top of the list,
7Your name will become known to all of them,
8And they will pluck you from the endless lists of anonymous might-have-beens,
9And elevate you to the very heights of your chosen intellectual profession,
10Whatever it is.
11All you have to do is study the message that follows,
12With the utmost thoroughness,
13dAnd discover the ultra-secret symbol of Harry.
14Isn’t that an easy way to guarantee your own success?
15eCan you think of a more worthwhile use of your prodigious mental capacity?
16I thought not.
17Shall we proceed to the message itself?
18Excellent.
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