ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
Find the ultra-secret symbol of HarryThe chain makes all the difference
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On the other hand, if you preserve the chain,
2dThe one who receives your drawing of the ultra-secret symbol of Harry will know that you are one of the elect,
3And so will many others in the chain,
4Whereupon new doors will open to you,
5As if by chance,
6Although in this case, chance will have nothing to do with it,
7Because the people in this chain are looking for a very special sort of person,
8And any person who understands the text of this letter well enough to discover the eultra-secret symbol of Harry will automatically be identified as a very special person,
9And will go far.
10fFor truly you must already suspect that succeeding in the world of intellect involves more than intellect,
11Or why would so many of your professors be drunken, indolent, lecherous idiots,
12aWho have never had an original or worthwhile thought about anything in their whole lives,
13And who must have had a pretty special connection to get tenure in the first place?
14Precisely.
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