ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
The chain begins with HarryFind the ultra-secret symbol of Harry
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We will be discussing the Way of Harry at greater length in a minute,
2But right now you are wondering, “How can this chain letter help me get a Nobel or a Pulitzer or even tenure?”
3And so I will give you the answer to that at once,
4Because it is so easy.
5fAll you have to do is identify the ultra-secret symbol of Harry,
6And draw it on a sheet of paper,
7gAnd send it to the first name on the list at the end of this letter.
8Then remove the top name from the list,
9Add your own at the bottom,
10And send an exact copy of this revised letter to seven friends or acquaintances of your own.
11aMoreover, if you cannot discover the ultra-secret symbol of Harry,
12Then you are permitted to substitute five dollars instead,
13Which may not put you in line for a Nobel or Pulitzer,
14But will make you a whole ton of money,
15Because the cleverest part of the chain is that only the most brilliant ones can succeed in discovering the ultra-secret symbol of Harry,
16And everybody else will have to send money instead,
17Or run the very grave risk of breaking the chain.
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