ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
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The second rule of the academic path is just as simple,
2But just as important:
3Do not break the jchain!
4Ever!
5Make sure you send your letter to the top name on the klist,
6And follow the rest of the linstructions to the final detail,
7Or else none of these paths will work out to your advantage,
8mAnd the academic path in particular will bring you to ruin and misery.
9It is absolutely vital that you believe me on this point,
10aFor the chain begins with Harry,
11And the bWay of Harry is indispensable to your success,
12Which there can be no doubt about,
13For I Serve Harry,
14And I have had the opportunity to learn the miraculous good fortune that comes to those who follow the Way of Harry,
15And I have laid it all out for you in the plainest possible terms,
16Which means that all you have to do is get busy with those letters,
17And be very careful,
18In fact, very very careful,
19Not to break the cchain.
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