ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
The Others are always right
Chapter 35
You will find that this first rule of the academic path makes all your scholarship marvelously easy and simple,
2Because there will be no dilemmas to deal with,
3No difficult decisions to make,
4And no analysis needed.
5For any question you may wish to inquire into,
6Just look for the Others in the vicinity of your question,
7And develop your positions and arguments accordingly,
8Without thinking about it at all.
9And if one set of hothers comes into conflict with another set of Others,
10iRest assured that right is always on the side of the Others who are less white,
11Less male,
12Less western,
13And less advanced technologically.
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