ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
The Others are always right
Chapter 34
And then again, maybe you have no interest in the creative arts at all.
2Maybe you’re a brilliant academic instead,
3And want to be a professor of art criticism,
4Or history,
5Or literature,
6Or psychology,
7Or philosophy,
8Or even science.
9If this is the path you prefer, you are in luck,
10Because once again, there are only two rules you need to observe:
11dFirst, remember that the only demonstrable good on this earth is the exclusive province of the Others,
12Who always get it in the neck,
13And who are always eright,
14No matter what position they take,
15On any issue,
16fAnd even if they change their position from time to time,
17gBecause there are no contradictions.
18And if the Others ever change their position, then you must simply change your position right along with them,
19Without thinking about it at all,
20Because the Others are always,
21And I mean always,
22Dead right.
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