ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
Expose the insanity of doomsday weaponsBe wildly emotional
Chapter 29
In fact, you can write about virtually anything in the real world,
2On your path to fame,
3As long as you always remember one essential guideline,
4oWhich is that there are no real solutions,
5And no real answers,
6Because there is no such thing as truth.
7You must therefore,
8Like your artistic brethren,
9pBe careful to confine your writing to rephrasing the same old questions in the same old ways,
10Time after time after time,
11aSo that every moral ambiguity is presented as an unsolvable paradox,
12bAnd every human failing is impossible to overcome,
13And the only human virtue is the sensitivity of a few select individuals,
14Like cyou,
15Who know how to feel about everything,
16And who could probably fix everything if everyone else would just sit down with them and have a good cry about it,
17Except that nothing can ever really be fixed,
18dBecause that’s not the way things are,
19Which is the exact right place in your manuscript for the concluding epiphany,
20Including a bunch of ambiguous juxtapositions of etelling images,
21fWhich can actually consist of almost anything,
22And most importantly,
23Can be very very obvious.
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