ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S CHAIN LETTER · TO THE
SWARTHMORONS
The chain begins with Harry
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Indeed, this letter represents a great opportunity,
2And I am delighted to be able to share it with you,
3Because if you do not break the cchain,
4You will be in line to win a Nobel prize someday,
5Or maybe a Pulitzer,
6Or possibly even dtenure,
7Depending on the exact nature of your desire.
8Are you interested?
9Good.
10Let me explain how it all works.
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