THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The Spics have fun in the New World
Chapter 9
In fact, the Spics had a very good time in the New World. They searched for aEl Dorado all over the place,
2Very thoroughly,
3And basked the natives for help, using many of the csame artifacts that had worked so well for them during the Inquisition,
4dThen thanked the natives for their help by saving their souls,
5And even stayed with the natives who were left to make sure that they did everything the Christian way,
6eWhich means handing over all your gold to the Spics so that they can send it back to Spain to finance more expeditions in search of El Dorado.
✦ · · ✦ · · ✦
Chapter 9 / 17