THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
A mirage called El Dorado
Chapter 8
There was one new idea that the Spics liked, though, and that was the Renaissance invention called making khistory.
2lThe Spics realized that their ancient desire to go west and hunt for the mirage called El Dorado,
3Meaning “City of Gold,”
4mWas perfectly in line with the new fad called Exploring the World.
5Besides, the Spics were very religious and knew that what with the nInquisition and all, if they wanted to save more souls for Christianity, they needed to find new blood.
6And so the Spics, who were not very clever at reading maps,
7Or anything else,
8oHired an Italian Explorer named Christopher Columbus to find a New World for them.
9He succeeded, and for the very first time, the Spics had a real chance to make history all by themselves,
10pAnd even become a Chosen Nation.
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