THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
The bullfight gets a whole chapter
Chapter 5
The bullfight is not a sport exactly,
2Because it is not a fight exactly,
3cBut an execution, which has always been a favorite pastime of Spics.
4The way it works is, the bull thinks he has a chance to get the bullfighter, called the dMatador, which he does,
5But since getting the Matador won’t save him anyway, the bull is regarded as a etragic figure,
6A lot like a Spanish nobleman,
7Who is also very brave, very violent, very stupid, and very likely to die without learning anything new.
8fAnd so the tragic bull tries to get the Matador and gets stuck with a bunch of pointed sticks instead,
9gAnd is made to look very foolish with a lot of veronicas and such,
10hBefore he gets transfixed by a sword at the end of the fight and idies bleeding in the hot sand.
11jThis beautiful event captures all the mystique of Spain and has helped the world immeasurably in appreciating the Spics for the brave, violent, stupid animals they are.
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