THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
Spain becomes sort of civilizedThe bullfight gets a whole chapter
Chapter 4
When the Moslems had taught the Spics everything they knew, they finally left,
2Which made it possible for Spain to become a civilized nation,
3Which they did,
4lSort of.
5They built plenty of buildings and churches,
6Having become thoroughly mChristian,
7Since the Moslems had taught the Spics that it’s impossible to become completely cruel and brutal and intolerant and bloodthirsty unless you believe in a major religion based on nLove Thy Neighbor and so forth.
8Thanks to being Christian, they also embraced the odivine right of kings and pnobles and qserfs and so forth,
9Which they adapted to their own particular style.
10For example, unlike rEuropean nobles, Spic nobles thought it was a sign of sgood breeding that they couldn’t read or write,
11Which left them plenty of free time for riding thorses and sticking their uswords into anything that moved,
12Including bulls, which is how the Spics happened to make their one unique contribution to the world of sports,
13Which is called the bullfight,
14And since it is so interesting to so many people,
15aFor some reason,
16bAnd has even had books written about it,
17Deserves a whole chapter all to itself.
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