THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
Spain becomes sort of civilized
Chapter 3
Having been noticed by the world, the Spics had a hard time of it for a long while.
2fSpain is mostly a desert, which means that the view consists mostly of hot sand,
3And mirages, which are hallucinations caused by hot sand.
4What with not reading and all, the Spics were unduly influenced by their gmirages, which made them believe that there was a land made completely of hgold,
5iSomewhere to the west,
6Unfortunately for the west,
7But before they could go there and steal all the gold, they needed some lessons on how to be exceptionally cruel and brutal and intolerant and bloodthirsty,
8jWhich they got from the Moslems,
9Who conquered Spain after the kDecline and Fall of Rome,
10And taught the Spics plenty.
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