THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
Spain becomes sort of civilized
Chapter 2
Nobody knows anything about the Spics before bCaesar discovered they were there,
2Living in the Roman world, but not in the Roman Way,
3cWhich is to say they didn’t have enough viaducts and roads and Roman troops marching back and forth.
4dCaesar corrected this situation by conquering the Spics,
5Which made history,
6eBecause everything that Caesar did he wrote down in his own book of history,
7So that hundreds of generations of schoolchildren could read about it.
8That’s how everybody else in the world found out the Spics were there,
9Except the Spics, of course, who already knew they were there,
10Which was lucky for them because they couldn’t read anyway.
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