THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
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Chapter 17
And although it sometimes seems that the Spics have forever lost their chance to make history, the Spic nations of the world have never stopped hoping that they will be shown a way to get back on an equal footing with everybody else.
2In their dreams, this new way will flower as beautifully and abundantly as the coca plant,
3And will spread throughout the civilized world,
4Making all of the world’s inhabitants as violent and stupid as Spics,
5Fulfilling the age-old quest of the Spics for cultural renaissance,
6aWhich means reestablishment of a Dark Age in which nobody can read or write or think,
7And which will be called,
8Because Spics never learn,
9bEl Dorado.
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