THE BOOK OF
SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO
Franco makes trains run on time
Chapter 15
Franco made the trains run on time,
2Sort of,
3Which is always the outstanding accomplishment of fascist regimes the world over,
4And kept Spain out of the Second World War,
5Which was probably for the best anyway,
6eSince the Spics had pretty well forgotten how to fight during the past few centuries,
7And managed to stay in power much longer than any other fascist regime,
8Which is something, anyway.
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